Celebrity Nipples

Download the damn thing already

Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie project is said to be “dynamite” – but she’s praying no one ever gets to see it.The Mean Girls star, 23, is bracing herself for the internet release of a sexplicit video file which shows her engaging in, ahem, “adult activity”.

Adult activity? I don’t think they mean voting.

Our source tells us: “This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it.”